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Got my first check from my new job. It’s not much but the next one though …

kisakiru:

Cashier:  Can I help you find anything today sir?

Me:  Oh, no thank you.

Cashier:  That’ll be $49.12

*begins to walk towards the door*

Cashier:  Sir, you forgot your change.

Me:  I know.

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Cashier:  Thanks for shopping at Family Dollar.

Me:

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saintlos:

Bambell’s Bicken Noodle Soowoop

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renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

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