Cashier: Can I help you find anything today sir?
Me: Oh, no thank you.
Cashier: That’ll be $49.12
*begins to walk towards the door*
Cashier: Sir, you forgot your change.
Me: I know.
Cashier: Thanks for shopping at Family Dollar.
British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”
American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”